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By Leonard Pigg
Amid the new plague he goes his own way No mask on public transit, coughing and sneezing with reckless abandon He spits his chewing tobacco into a Mountain Dew bottle because he has class He doesn't social distance, as he thinks himself an alpha male This is the guy that doesn't flush when using public toilets or wash his hands The man brags about how he knows this is all an Obama/Hilary hoax Alex Jones and Glenn Beck are his primary news sources When out shopping, he refuses to stand in the designated areas Chomping at the bit, he waits for someone to give him commentary about his behavior Always looking for an excuse to have a confrontation That's why he wears his pistol at his side in this new frontier He gets the dirtiest looks from everyone while talking about freedom Never realizing that his irresponsible behavior is the real tyranny
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